{"product_id":"the-certified-menace","title":"The Certified Menace","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 24px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);'\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);'\u003e\u003cspan data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);'\u003e\u003ca class=\"SmjhRb bqYA2d\" role=\"link\" id=\"pvlinkgMwdavC5FZCRwbkP5KaC0A0_1\" aria-describedby=\"pvlink-desc-gMwdavC5FZCRwbkP5KaC0A0_2\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjw-cWN0-aUAxWQSDABHWSTANoQ-ooSegYIAAgFEAE\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: underline 10% dotted rgb(128, 133, 140); border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);' tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eCertified Menace\u003c!--TgQPHd|[[null,null,0,1,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,null,[\u0026quot;Certified Menace The Jailbird Elephant Plush\u0026quot;,\u0026quot;Let\u0026#39;s change this to Certified Menace as the name. 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Dressed in fresh prison stripes, this floppy grey elephant toy is custom-built for the local neighborhood troublemaker. Whether your dog wants to use him as a comforting naptime pillow or spend the entire afternoon shaking him violently by his massive ears, this plush inmate is ready for maximum chaos.\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Fsg96\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(10, 10, 10);'\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"j3tEEe\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-pl=\"|[]\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; margin: 32px 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(128, 128, 128);'\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Fsg96\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-copy-service-computed-style='font-family: \"Google Sans\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; 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