{"product_id":"the-lobster-mobster","title":"The Lobster Mobster - Squeaky Plush \u0026 Rope Ocean Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHe’s making your dog an offer they can’t refuse: 24\/7 chaos.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=https:\/\/angelsandassholespettreats.com\/products\/the-lobster-mobster\" class=\"ng-star-inserted\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQ_4QMahgKEwiw08yhiIeUAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ0Qk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eThe Lobster Mobster\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e might look like a friendly undersea resident, but he’s actually the mastermind behind that 3:00 AM zoomie attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFeaturing a soft, squishy body for midday naps and durable rope limbs for high-stakes thrashing, this lobster is built for the \"Angel\" who wants a cozy cuddle and the \"Asshole\" who lives to betray your trust by flinging toys at your face. Whether it’s a game of \"catch and release\" or a dramatic shake-fest, this mobster is ready to lead the charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy he’s a \"Zoomies Arsenal\" Enforcer:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHybrid Rope Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable rope legs and claws made for flinging, fetching, and heavy-duty shaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInteractive Squeaker:\u003c\/b\u003e A loud, satisfying squeak that keeps your pup's focus on the \"heist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOcean-Themed Textures:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft plush paired with rugged rope provides a multi-surface chewing experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eChaos Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Sized perfectly for small to medium dogs who enjoy a little undersea mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Angels \u0026 Assholes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46694410027147,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2012\/8395\/files\/LobsterMobster.png?v=1776882240","url":"https:\/\/angelsandassholespettreats.com\/products\/the-lobster-mobster","provider":"Angels \u0026 Assholes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}