Homemade
Treats for Angels...Bribes for Assholes
Welcome to Angels & Assholes Pet Treats
Where your dog’s halo is… optional.
Let’s be real.
Your dog is cute, sweet, perfect — until they’re not.
One minute they’re an angel, the next they’re knocking over your coffee, stealing your sandwich, or giving you that “I didn’t do it” face while standing in the crime scene.
That’s why we make treats for every personality —
the saints, the sinners, and the four‑legged freeloaders who act like they own your house, your couch, and your last nerve.
Small‑batch.
All‑natural.
Made in Florida.
Approved by angels.
Required by assholes.
If your dog’s a little unhinged…
you’re in the right place.
BLING!
Maximum Swag
For the dog who loves to make an entrance, our bling accessories are the ultimate statement piece. With brilliant crystals and a secure design, they'll be the talk of the dog park.
Walk of Fame
Wardrobe
Dress your best friend from head to paw with our adorable collection of doggy hats and shirts! From cute caps for sunny park days to stylish tees that show off their personality, we have everything you need to make your pooch the most fashionable pup on the block. Your dog's wardrobe is about to get a whole lot cuter!
The Zoomies!
Arsenal
Is your dog a toy assassin? Are they giving you that sly side-eye because their favorite toy has seen better days? Has the last ball lost its bounce and their respect? Don’t worry — we’ve got you covered! Our collection is packed with exciting toys to replace their old, tired favorites and keep your pup entertained for hours!