See You Later, Instigator™ Plush Gator Dog Toy

For dogs who hear "NO" as a suggestion. 🐊😈

Some dogs fetch the ball.

Some dogs fetch the neighbor's flip-flop.

Some dogs casually relocate your TV remote, raid the laundry basket, and then have the audacity to wag their tail like they're Employee of the Month.

If that sounds familiar...

Congratulations.

You live with an Instigator.

Meet See You Later, Instigator™—the squeaky plush gator built specifically for dogs who wake up every morning and ask themselves:

"How can I be just a tiny bit extra today?"

Made with soft plush fabric, a satisfying squeaker, and plenty of attitude, this gator is ready for tug-of-war, fetch, zoomie marathons, and those dramatic victory laps around your living room after stealing absolutely anything.

Why your little menace will love it:

🐾 Built-in squeaker for maximum neighborhood disturbance
🐾 Soft plush that's perfect for chomping and cuddling
🐾 Lightweight for tossing, flinging, and showing off
🐾 Great for fetch, tug, and "you'll never catch me" games
🐾 Perfect for dogs of all sizes
🐾 Best enjoyed with supervised play

Side effects may include:

✔ Selective hearing
✔ Olympic-level zoomies
✔ Increased sass
✔ Random bursts of alligator wrestling
✔ Looking directly into your soul while making terrible decisions

No promises it'll stop your dog from stealing socks...

But at least now they'll have an accomplice.

Whether your pup is a perfect angel...

Or the reason your Amazon driver laughs every time they pull into the driveway...

See You Later, Instigator™ is ready to join the chaos.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.™

Safety Note: No dog toy is indestructible. Always supervise your pet during play and remove the toy if it becomes damaged or worn.