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Angels & Assholes

🐨 Koala-fied Chaos Plush Dog Toy

🐨 Koala-fied Chaos Plush Dog Toy

Regular price $7.00 USD
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Don't let the adorable face fool you—this little troublemaker is an accessory to every bad decision your dog is about to make.

The Koala-fied Chaos Plush Dog Toy was made for pups who believe socks belong in the backyard, pillows deserve a proper fluff explosion, and personal space is completely overrated. With its ridiculously soft plush body, satisfying crinkle, built-in squeaker, and long floppy limbs, this Aussie-inspired outlaw is ready for nonstop fun.

Whether your dog is zooming through the house, launching surprise attacks on the couch cushions, or proudly parading their latest "borrowed" treasure, this koala is always along for the ride.

Features:

🐨 Ultra-soft plush that's gentle on teeth and gums
🎵 Built-in squeaker for irresistible playtime excitement
🍃 Crinkly texture dogs love to crunch and chew
🌿 Long floppy arms and legs for tugging, tossing, shaking, and carrying
🎾 Perfect for fetch, interactive play, and victory laps around the living room
🐾 Great for puppies, small, medium, and many large dogs

Side effects may include: stolen socks, spontaneous zoomies, dramatic toy tosses, and complete denial when questioned about the missing shoe.

At Angels & Assholes Pet Treats, we know every dog has a little angel... and a whole lot of asshole.

Treats for Angels… Bribes for Assholes. 🐾😈

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