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Angels & Assholes

๐Ÿญ Squeakin' Sneaky Mouse Plush Dog Toy

๐Ÿญ Squeakin' Sneaky Mouse Plush Dog Toy

Regular price $7.00 USD
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Looks innocent.

Acts suspicious.

Ends up under the couch by bedtime.

This goofy little mouse is built for dogs who believe every toy deserves a proper interrogation. Packed with a satisfying squeaker and irresistible crinkly textures, it's ready for endless chomping, tossing, shaking, and the occasional dramatic victory parade around the living room.

Whether your pup is a tiny treasure hunter or a full-time household menace, this sneaky mouse is up for the challenge.

Features:

๐Ÿพ Built-in squeaker for nonstop fun
๐Ÿญ Crinkly details dogs love to crunch and crinkle
๐Ÿฉถ Soft plush fabric that's perfect for cuddles after playtime
๐ŸŽพ Great for fetch, tug, tossing, and indoor adventures
โค๏ธ Ideal for small to medium dogs and plush toy lovers

Some dogs proudly carry their mouse like a prized catch.

Others immediately launch a full-scale extermination campaign.

Either way... the mouse never stood a chance.

Warning: Side effects may include zoomies, squeaker addiction, toy parades, and suspiciously happy dogs.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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