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Angels & Assholes
Bitch Please Wide-Eyed Plush Dog Squeaky Toy
Bitch Please Wide-Eyed Plush Dog Squeaky Toy
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$7.00 USD
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If your resident asshole thinks they run the house, it’s time to hit them with a Bitch Please. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this medium-to-large hound toy features an expression of pure, unadulterated shock. With its massive floppy ears and bulging, panicked eyes, it looks exactly like it just witnessed your dog's latest household crime in real-time. Built with a loud internal squeaker, it’s the ultimate reality check for your pup's oversized ego.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- Textured Bubble Plush Fabric: Crafted with heavy-duty, ultra-bumpy bubble plush squares that feel incredibly satisfying to chew while working to clean teeth and massage gums.
- Built-In High-Pitch Squeaker: Packed with a loud internal squeaker that fires off instantly under pressure, triggering your furry little menace's natural instincts.
- Floppy Radar Ears: Features oversized, extra-floppy hound ears that create excellent tactile feedback and movement when your dog violently thrashes it side-to-side.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Gentle and lightweight enough for your anxious little angels to cuddle with after a long day, yet hilariously fun for your tiny tyrants to torment.
Specifications
- Style: Bitch Please (Brown and white bubble plush hound dog)
- Material: Durable polyester bubble plush texturized fabric blend
- Dimensions: 13.5" H x 7.5" W (including oversized ear span)
- Best For: Medium to large breeds, squeaker lovers, side-to-side thrashers, and moderate shredders
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who snacks on stuffing for breakfast, please supervise playtime and remove the toy once Bitch Please officially loses its wide-eyed attitude.
