Bite-Size Bad Decisions™

Some dogs make good choices. Yours bought a squirrel bark subscription and still thinks the vacuum is evil.

Bite-Size Bad Decisions™ is a soft, squeaky plush toy made for mini, toy, and small dogs with larger-than-life personalities. Perfect for tossing, carrying, cuddling, and proudly squeaking at 2 a.m., this adorable toy delivers hours of fun for your tiny troublemaker.

Whether your pup is an innocent little angel or a professional chaos coordinator, they'll love sinking their teeth into this cuddly companion. Lightweight and easy for small mouths to grab, it's ideal for interactive play or post-zoomie snuggles.

Features:

• 🐾 Soft plush exterior
• 🔊 Built-in squeaker for extra excitement
• 🐶 Sized for mini, toy, and small breeds
• 💛 Great for gentle play and cuddling

Because around here, we know the smallest dogs often make the biggest bad decisions.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.™