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Angels & Assholes
Cocky Mother Clucker Plush Chicken Dog Toy
Cocky Mother Clucker Plush Chicken Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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Is your dog a perfect little angel or a total asshole?
Either way, this bird is about to get knocked down a peg. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, the Cocky Mother Clucker 9.8-inch ribbed corduroy chicken dog toy is built for pets who love to chew, shake, and annihilate. Equipped with a loud internal squeaker, it's the ultimate target for your pup's chaotic behavior—because nothing cures a cocky attitude quite like your resident asshole ripping it to shreds.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- Textured Ribbed Corduroy: Heavy-duty wide-wale corduroy fabric satisfies the natural urge to chew while gently massaging your dog's gums.
- Internal Squeaker Overload: Armed with a loud, high-pitched squeaker that instantly triggers your furry little menace's prey drive.
- The Perfect Size for Chaos: At 9.8 inches tall, it is perfectly sized for small, medium, and large breeds to carry, thrash, or cuddle.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Gentle enough for your angelic cuddlers, yet hilariously fun for your resident asshole to tear apart limb by limb.
Specifications
- Style: Cocky Mother Clucker (Brown, tan, and yellow chicken)
- Material: Durable polyester corduroy blend
- Dimensions: 9.8" H x 7" W (25 cm x 17.8 cm)
- Best For: Interactive play, fetch, squeaker lovers, and moderate shredders
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who eats stuffing for breakfast, please supervise playtime and confiscate the carcass once this cocky mother clucker clucks its final tune.
