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Angels & Assholes
Dumpster Diver Flat Crinkle & Squeak Raccoon Dog Toy
Dumpster Diver Flat Crinkle & Squeak Raccoon Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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$7.00 USD
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If your resident asshole loves to knock over the kitchen trash can or hunt for midnight snacks in the yard, it’s time to hand over the Dumpster Diver. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this long, flat raccoon toy contains absolutely zero plush stuffing—meaning no messy white fluff cleanups for you to sweep up. Instead, it is packed from head to tail with loud crinkle paper and multiple hidden squeakers, giving your dog the ultimate sensory outlet for their most destructive behavior.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- 100% Stuffingless "No Mess" Design: Completely flat and empty of traditional plush stuffing, making it the perfect choice for persistent shredders who love to gut and dissect their toys.
- Loud Built-In Squeakers: Features hidden internal squeakers that let out sharp, high-pitched sounds every time your dog clamps down, instantly triggering their natural prey drive.
- Noisy Crinkle Paper Lining: Lined with premium crinkle material that crackles loudly under your dog's paws and jaws, keeping them guessing with every twist and turn.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Lightweight and floppy enough for small pups to carry like a security blanket, yet long and durable enough for large breeds to violently thrash, stomp, and shake.
Specifications
- Style: Dumpster Diver (Flat gray and black striped raccoon)
- Features: Hidden squeakers + full-body internal crinkle paper lining
- Material: Ultra-soft, lightweight polyester plush exterior (no internal stuffing)
- Dimensions: 18" L x 4.5" W
- Best For: Dogs of all sizes, side-to-side thrashers, squeaker lovers, and crunch-texture fans
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who eats raw fabric for breakfast, please supervise playtime and confiscate the carcass once this dumpster diver has officially raided its last trash can.
