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Ground Beef

Ground Beef

Regular price $7.00 USD
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Is your dog a perfect little angel or a total asshole? Either way, it’s time to serve up some Ground Beef. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this 10-inch ribbed corduroy cow dog toy is destined to become exactly what its name promises: shredded bits on your living room floor. Built with a loud internal squeaker, it’s the ultimate sacrificial livestock for your pup's chaotic energy.

Why It’s Good to be Bad (Product Features)
  • Textured Ribbed Corduroy: Crafted from heavy-duty wide-wale corduroy fabric that satisfies the urge to chew while gently massaging your dog's gums.
  • Internal Squeaker Overload: Packed with a loud, high-pitched squeaker that instantly triggers your furry little menace's prey drive.
  • The Perfect Size for Chaos: At 10 inches tall, it is perfectly sized for small, medium, and large breeds to carry, shake, violently thrash, or cuddle.
  • Angels & Assholes Approved: Gentle enough for your angelic cuddlers, yet hilariously doomed to become literal "ground beef" if your resident asshole gets ahold of it.

Specifications
  • Style: Ground Beef (Black and white spotted cow)
  • Material: Durable polyester corduroy blend
  • Dimensions: 10" H x 7" W (25.4 cm x 17.8 cm)
  • Best For: Interactive play, fetch, squeaker lovers, and moderate shredders
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who eats stuffing for breakfast, please supervise playtime and confiscate the carcass once it actually becomes ground beef.

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