Holy Cow!™ Plush Cow Dog Toy

Some cows mind their own business.

This one is looking for trouble. 🐮😈

Meet the Holy Cow!™ Plush Cow Dog Toy—the soft, squeaky sidekick every playful pup deserves. Made with an ultra-plush chenille body, durable knotted rope legs, floppy ears, and an irresistible squeaker, this goofy little cow is built for tugging, tossing, chewing, and the occasional victory lap around your living room.

Whether your dog gently carries toys from room to room like a perfect little angel...

Or proudly shakes them into another dimension like a lovable asshole...

Holy Cow!™ is always ready for the next adventure.

Features

• 🐾 Super-soft chenille plush body

• 🐾 Built-in squeaker for endless fun

• 🐾 Durable knotted rope legs for tugging

• 🐾 Great for fetch, tossing, and cuddling

• 🐾 Lightweight and easy to carry

• 🐾 Perfect for small, medium, and large dogs

• 🐾 Best enjoyed during supervised play

At Angels & Assholes Pet Treats, we believe every dog deserves toys with as much personality as they have.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.™

Safety Note: No dog toy is indestructible. Always supervise your pet during play and remove the toy if it becomes damaged or pieces begin to separate.