Lace Up for Bad Decisions™ Green Sneaker Dog Toy

Someone left a sneaker lying around...

Your dog took that personally.

Skip the expensive shoe replacement and hand over the toy that looks like forbidden footwear but is actually meant for chomping. The Lace Up for Bad Decisions™ Sneaker Dog Toy is built for tiny troublemakers who believe every shoe belongs in their mouth.

Featuring a soft plush body, durable rope laces for tugging, and an irresistible squeaker, this toy is perfect for fetch, toss, tug, and dramatic victory laps around the living room after stealing it from you.

Whether your pup is an innocent little angel... or the reason you can never find matching shoes...

This sneaker is fair game.

Features:

• 👟 Soft plush sneaker design

• 🪢 Durable cotton rope laces for tugging

• 🔊 Built-in squeaker for maximum chaos

• 🐶 Perfect for small to medium dogs

• 😈 Great for dogs with a shoe obsession

Warning: Side effects may include zoomies, smug looks, and your dog pretending this toy is more valuable than your actual sneakers.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.™