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Angels & Assholes

Mother-Clucker

Mother-Clucker

$7.00 USD
$7.00 USD
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Not Your Average Pond Bird. Built for the Living Room Hunt.
Let’s be honest—your dog doesn’t want to watch birds through the window all day. They want to catch one. Meet Mother-Clucker—the gritty, checkered blue duck toy engineered specifically for dogs who treat playtime like an absolute outdoor safari. This isn't a delicate, precious plushie meant to sit neatly in a decorative basket. It’s a textured, long-bodied target built to survive relentless shaking, tossing, and heavy chewing sessions.
With its distinctive blue checkered nub layout, bright orange beak, and contrasting white neck band, Mother-Clucker brings a serious rebel attitude to your floorboards. It looks sharp, but it plays dirty.
Why Mother-Clucker Rules the Open Skies (and Your Rugs):
  • Tactile Checkered Bubble Armor: Crafted from a unique, multi-shaded blue bubble fabric that adds structural durability while offering a deeply satisfying mouthfeel for curious chewers.
  • High-Impact Squeaker Engine: Loaded with a heavy-duty interior squeaker that instantly triggers your dog’s natural hunting instincts and keeps them locked into playtime for hours.
  • Aerodynamic Flight Design: The lightweight body and wide, floppy wings make it the perfect weapon for long-distance indoor fetch, flying high-velocity across the room with ease.
  • Interactive Teething Target Zones: The plush orange beak and webbed feet provide ideal, easy-grip focal points for puppies needing a soft, satisfying surface to soothe irritated gums.
  • Passive Dental Scrubbing: As your dog clamps down on the multi-layered bubble weave, the fabric texture gently rubs against their teeth, wiping away plaque and massaging gums safely.
Specifications & Combat Stats
  • Dimensions: [Insert Dimensions, e.g., 12" x 6" / 30cm x 15cm] – Scaling perfectly for small, medium, and large breeds who love a good chase.
  • Material: 100% Safe, non-toxic polyester checkered bubble fabric blend with reinforced internal stitching.
  • Clean-Up: Machine washable on cold (the gentle cycle) inside a mesh laundry bag because backyard hunting gets messy. Air dry only.
⚡ The Rebel Disclaimer: No plush toy is genuinely indestructible. While Mother-Clucker is built to handle a rowdy beating, always supervise your local predator during playtime. Retire the bird if the seams eventually give up the ghost.
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