No Probllama: Squeak Happens Rubber Dog Toy

Meet the llama that's about to make all your dog's bad decisions sound hilarious.

One squeak... and your furry little menace is off on another crime spree.

Shoes? Fair game.
Socks? Missing.
Your last ounce of patience? Gone.

No Probllama.

Made from durable rubber and armed with an irresistible squeaker, this 5-inch llama was practically born to be chomped, launched across the living room, and proudly carried around like the trophy from your dog's latest felony.

Perfect for:
😇 Dogs who deserve a reward...
😈 Dogs who definitely need a distraction before they redecorate your house.

Why your dog will obsess:

🦙 Durable rubber for serious chewers
🔊 Loud squeaker for maximum chaos
🎾 Perfect 5-inch size for tossing, fetching, and showing off
💪 Great for boredom-busting play and satisfying natural chewing instincts

Warning: May cause zoomies, side-eye from the cat, squeak concerts during your Zoom meetings, and an unhealthy emotional attachment to a rubber llama.

Because every dog has an inner criminal...
Some just happen to be fluffier than others.

Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.
Only from Angels & Assholes Pet Treats.