Angels & Assholes
Pork Intentions™ Plush Pig Dog Toy
Pork Intentions™ Plush Pig Dog Toy
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Looks Like an Angel. Acts Like Your Dog. 🐷😈
Meet Pork Intentions™, the plush pig that's about to become your dog's favorite accomplice.
Soft enough for cuddle time, squeaky enough to start a full-blown living room stampede, and durable enough for game after game of fetch, this adorable pig is always ready to join in on the next bad idea.
Did your dog steal a sock?
Knock over the laundry basket?
Sprint through the house with the zoomies at 11:47 p.m.?
Yeah... this pig probably talked them into it.
Features
🐾 Soft ribbed plush that's gentle on teeth and gums
🐾 Built-in squeaker for nonstop entertainment
🐾 Lightweight and easy to toss, fetch, and carry
🐾 Perfect for cuddling after a long day of making questionable choices
🐾 Great for small, medium, and large dogs
🐾 Best enjoyed during supervised play
Your dog had Pork Intentions™ from the very beginning.
This pig just made them official.
Treats for Angels. Bribes for Assholes.™
Safety Note: No dog toy is indestructible. Always supervise your pet during play and remove the toy if it becomes damaged or worn.
