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Angels & Assholes
Sir Stretch Alot Plaid Rope Neck Giraffe Dog Toy
Sir Stretch Alot Plaid Rope Neck Giraffe Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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If your resident asshole loves to aim straight for the jugular, it's time to introduce them to Sir Stretch Alot. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this textured giraffe features a heavy-duty, reinforced braided rope neck explicitly designed to take a beating. It’s the ultimate high-stature target for dogs that live to pull, tug, and violently thrash their toys around the living room.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- Reinforced Rope Neck: Built with a thick, heavy-gauge cotton blend rope neck that can handle brutal tug-of-war sessions and high-velocity head shaking.
- Textured Grid Pattern: Crafted from unique, durable checkered fabric squares that create a satisfying tactile feel for your dog while cleaning teeth and massaging gums.
- The Perfect Shakedown Toy: The combination of a solid plush head, a flexible rope neck, and a weighted body provides the ultimate realistic feedback when your dog is in full-on predator mode.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Acts as a long, comforting cuddle buddy for your sweet little angels to rest their heads on, and serves as a total stress-reliever for your home-wrecking monsters.
Specifications
- Style: Sir Stretch Alot (Brown and cream checkered giraffe with a cream rope neck)
- Material: Heavy-duty cotton rope and durable polyester plush grid blend
- Dimensions: 12.5" H x 6.5" W
- Best For: Interactive play, fetch, thrashers, and dogs that love tugging rope textures
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who makes it their life's mission to decapitate stuffed animals, please supervise playtime and remove the toy once Sir Stretch Alot loses his high and mighty stature.