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Smart Ass
Smart Ass
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$7.00 USD
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Smart Ass Durable Corduroy Donkey Dog Toy
Too Smart to Quit. Too Tough to Tear. Total Living Room Attitude.
Think all plush toys are pushovers? Think again. Meet Smart Ass—the gritty, wide-eyed donkey dog toy built specifically for pups who love to bite back. This isn’t a delicate toy meant to sit pretty on the sofa. It’s a textured, high-energy target engineered to step into the ring and go the distance with your resident chewer.
With its distinctive ridged grey body, bright pink accents, and a defiant mohawk of wild orange hair, Smart Ass brings an instant rebel vibe to your floor. It looks hilarious, but it plays dirty.
Why Smart Ass Rules the Toy Box:
- Heavy-Duty Ridged Corduroy: Crafted from thick, multi-layered corduroy fabric that resists tearing and stands up to sharp teeth.
- Built-In Squeaker Engine: Packed with a heavy-duty interior squeaker that triggers your dog’s natural prey drive and keeps them locked into playtime for hours.
- Dental-Defense Texture: The deep, nubby corduroy ridges act like a soft toothbrush, gently cleaning plaque and massaging gums while your dog satisfies their urge to chew.
- Interactive Play Layout: Long floppy ears, dangling limbs, and a tuft of wild hair provide multiple grab points for intense games of fetch, tossing, and violent shaking.
