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The Informant

The Informant

Regular price $7.00 USD
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Why The Informant Rules the Underworld:
  • The Ultimate Pocket Weapon: Sized perfectly for tiny mouths, toy breeds, and teething puppies who struggle with bulky, oversized toys.
  • High-Impact Squeaker Core: Packed with a responsive, loud interior squeaker that triggers instant hunting instincts with the slightest bite.
  • Easy-Grip Flight Design: Lightweight body and floppy little limbs make it incredibly easy for small dogs to snatch, launch, and carry him off to their secret hiding spots.
  • Mixed-Texture Target Zones: Features a smooth, bright orange outer canvas paired with an ultra-soft, fuzzy white plush chest to keep curious chewers engaged.
  • Zero-Stuffing Explosion Risk: Low-volume interior fill ensures that even if your mini-monster manages to breach the vault, cleanup is quick and minimal.

Specifications & Combat Stats
  • Dimensions: [Insert Dimensions, e.g., 5" x 3" / 13cm x 8cm] – Micro-engineered for toy breeds, small dogs, and fierce puppies.
  • Material: 100% Safe, non-toxic polyester canvas and reinforced internal stitching.
  • Clean-Up: Machine washable on cold (gentle cycle) inside a garment bag. Air dry only.
⚡ The Rebel Disclaimer: Don't let his small size fool you—The Informant is built to handle a small-breed interrogation. However, no toy is completely indestructible. Supervise your tiny terror during playtime and retire the toy if seams eventually compromise.

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