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Angels & Assholes
The Informant
The Informant
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$7.00 USD
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Why The Informant Rules the Underworld:
- The Ultimate Pocket Weapon: Sized perfectly for tiny mouths, toy breeds, and teething puppies who struggle with bulky, oversized toys.
- High-Impact Squeaker Core: Packed with a responsive, loud interior squeaker that triggers instant hunting instincts with the slightest bite.
- Easy-Grip Flight Design: Lightweight body and floppy little limbs make it incredibly easy for small dogs to snatch, launch, and carry him off to their secret hiding spots.
- Mixed-Texture Target Zones: Features a smooth, bright orange outer canvas paired with an ultra-soft, fuzzy white plush chest to keep curious chewers engaged.
- Zero-Stuffing Explosion Risk: Low-volume interior fill ensures that even if your mini-monster manages to breach the vault, cleanup is quick and minimal.
Specifications & Combat Stats
- Dimensions: [Insert Dimensions, e.g., 5" x 3" / 13cm x 8cm] – Micro-engineered for toy breeds, small dogs, and fierce puppies.
- Material: 100% Safe, non-toxic polyester canvas and reinforced internal stitching.
- Clean-Up: Machine washable on cold (gentle cycle) inside a garment bag. Air dry only.
⚡ The Rebel Disclaimer: Don't let his small size fool you—The Informant is built to handle a small-breed interrogation. However, no toy is completely indestructible. Supervise your tiny terror during playtime and retire the toy if seams eventually compromise.
