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The Spoiled Swine
The Spoiled Swine
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$7.00 USD
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The Spoiled Swine – The Entitled Pink Pig Plush
She looks like a sweet little angel wrapped in pink candy stripes, but make no mistake—The Spoiled Swine expects the royal treatment. With those heavy, half-closed sleepy eyes and an attitude that screams luxury, this floppy pig plush is the ultimate poster child for the asshole section of your dog's toy bin.
Whether your dog treats her like a prized possession or spends the afternoon violently thrashing her across the floor to humble her, this striped swine is ready for the drama.
🐷 Why This Swine Is a Total Nightmare
- Deceptively Soft Fleece: Wrapped in ultra-plush pink and white fleece that feels heavenly on your dog's mouth but stands up to daily interactive play.
- Entitled Squeaker Action: Outfitted with a loud internal vocal squeaker designed to go off with every single chomp, ensuring your peace and quiet is fully compromised.
- Floppy, Unstuffed Body Vibe: Minimal body stuffing leaves her limbs long and loose, making it incredibly satisfying for dogs to whip her back and forth.
- High-Maintenance Look: Features embroidered sleepy eyelids and a cute snout, packing 100% sassy entitlement into one portable package.
📏 Specs for Your Savage
- Character: The Spoiled Swine (Striped Pig)
- Materials: Premium Soft Fleece Texturing & Pet-Safe Poly-Fill (Head Only)
- Vibe Check: 10% Princess, 90% High-Maintenance Nightmare
- Best For: Puppies, small chewers, and medium-sized instigators.
