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Angels & Assholes
The Squealer Plush Pig Squeaky Dog Toy
The Squealer Plush Pig Squeaky Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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$7.00 USD
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Is your dog a perfect little angel or a total asshole?
Either way, The Squealer is about to sing. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this 9.8-inch ribbed corduroy pig dog toy is built for pets who love to chew, thrash, and destroy. Packed with a loud internal squeaker, it's the ultimate target for your pup's chaotic energy—because nothing satisfies a resident asshole quite like making this pig squeal.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- Textured Ribbed Corduroy: Crafted from heavy-duty wide-wale corduroy fabric that satisfies the urge to chew while gently massaging your dog's gums.
- Internal Squeaker Overload: Equipped with a loud, high-pitched squeaker that instantly triggers your furry little menace's prey drive.
- The Perfect Size for Chaos: At nearly 10 inches tall, it is perfectly sized for small, medium, and large breeds to carry, shake, violently thrash, or cuddle.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Gentle enough for your angelic cuddlers to use as a pillow, yet hilariously fun for your resident asshole to torment during playtime.
Specifications
- Style: The Squealer (Deep magenta and pink pig)
- Material: Durable polyester corduroy blend
- Dimensions: 9.8" H x 7" W (25 cm x 17.8 cm)
- Best For: Interactive play, fetch, squeaker lovers, and moderate shredders
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who eats stuffing for breakfast, please supervise playtime and confiscate the carcass once The Squealer has officially squealed its last tune.
