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Angels & Assholes
Udderly Rude Plaid Plush Cow Squeaky Dog Toy
Udderly Rude Plaid Plush Cow Squeaky Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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$7.00 USD
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If your resident asshole loves to back-talk and cause a scene, it’s time to give them a taste of Udderly Rude. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this small-to-medium cow toy features an oversized, bright pink corduroy snout that looks like it's practically begging to be bitten. Built with a loud internal squeaker, it’s the perfect size for smaller, high-attitude jaws to grab, squeeze, and violently silence.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- Oversized Corduroy Snout: The heavy-duty, wide-wale pink corduroy face creates an immediate target zone, offering a satisfying texture that works to clean teeth and massage gums.
- Textured Plaid Torso: Crafted with a rugged checkered-pattern fabric blend that holds up to playful nibbles, aggressive carrying, and daily thrashing.
- Built-In High-Pitch Squeaker: Loaded with a loud internal squeaker that fires off instantly under pressure, sending your furry little menace into full-on play mode.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Lightweight and compact enough for your angelic small-to-medium pups to carry around like a security blanket, yet hilariously fun for your tiny resident assholes to torment.
Specifications
- Style: Udderly Rude (Cream-and-brown plaid cow with a hot pink snout)
- Material: Durable polyester plaid fabric and ribbed corduroy blend
- Dimensions: 9.5" H x 6.5" W
- Best For: Small to medium breeds, puppies, squeaker lovers, and light-to-moderate shredders
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who snacks on stitching for breakfast, please supervise playtime and remove the toy once Udderly Rude loses its attitude.
