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Angels & Assholes
Zero Foxes Given Flat Crinkle & Squeak Fox Dog Toy
Zero Foxes Given Flat Crinkle & Squeak Fox Dog Toy
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$7.00 USD
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If your resident asshole couldn't care less about house rules, decorum, or your sanity, it's time to hand over Zero Foxes Given. Part of our unapologetic Angels & Assholes collection, this long, flat fox toy contains absolutely zero plush stuffing—meaning no messy white fluff cleanups for you to sweep up. Instead, it is packed from head to tail with loud crinkle paper and hidden internal squeakers, giving your dog a constructive outlet for their most chaotic woodland hunting instincts.
Why It’s Good to be Bad
- 100% Stuffingless "No Mess" Design: Completely flat and empty of traditional plush stuffing, making it the perfect choice for persistent shredders who love to gut and dissect their toys.
- Loud Internal Squeakers: Equipped with hidden squeakers that fire off with a sharp, high-pitched squeal every time your dog clamps down on it.
- Full-Body Crinkle Core: Lined with premium crinkle material that crackles loudly under your dog's paws and jaws, mimicking the sound of rustling prey to keep them engaged.
- Angels & Assholes Approved: Lightweight and floppy enough for small pups to carry like a security blanket, yet long and durable enough for large breeds to violently thrash, stomp, and shake.
Specifications
- Style: Zero Foxes Given (Flat orange, black, and white fox)
- Features: Hidden squeakers + full-body internal crinkle paper lining
- Material: Ultra-soft, lightweight polyester plush exterior (no internal stuffing)
- Dimensions: 18" L x 4.5" W
- Best For: Dogs of all sizes, side-to-side thrashers, squeaker lovers, and crunch-texture fans
Disclaimer: No toy is completely indestructible. If your dog is a certified asshole who eats raw fabric for breakfast, please supervise playtime and confiscate the carcass once your pup shows absolutely zero foxes given for this toy's survival.
